i'm on vacation rn . I can't assure you i'll be on here but when I get internet access i'll be on my instagram account. ( its vaporweave btw)
okay thanks love

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

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guys I’m not even kidding if you wanna be friends message me

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reblog if you want a cute message right now.

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fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

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reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

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phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends’ and then start asking you random questions.

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I’m so fucking done with these alvin risk fans on Instagram

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*sings like Ed sheeran* 
Plump lips , pale dick . Breathing in cocaine .

someone talk to me .

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